Funny riddle

I wear a tight leather jacket, I love being kicked around by strangers, and I scream every time I get hit. What am I?

A soccer ball. The 'scream' is just the sound of air escaping or the thud when it gets kicked.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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