Funny riddle

I shave twenty times a day, yet I still manage to sport a thick beard by sundown. Who am I?

A barber. A barber shaves other people's beards all day long while keeping their own face.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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