Funny riddle

I am a lazy worker who stays up all night, lies on your bed all day, and absorbs your dreams. What am I?

A mattress. A mattress is slept on overnight and stays on the bed during the day.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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