I am a wild beast with a metal spine and a paper skeleton, and I swallow thousands of words every day without chewing. What am I?
A book
Books have a spine, paper pages, and contain vast amounts of text ('words').
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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