Funny riddle

I have teeth that can bite through wood, but I cannot chew food, speak a word, or visit a dentist. What am I?

A saw. A saw has metal 'teeth' used for cutting wood.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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