Funny riddle

I have teeth, but I can't chew your food. I have hair, but I can't brush it. What am I?

A comb. A comb has 'teeth' for grooming and can catch stray hairs, but it has no mouth or head.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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