Funny riddle

I have no lungs, but I love to gossip. The moment I touch your lips, I spread your business to everyone in the room.

A microphone. Microphones amplify sound (gossip) when spoken into.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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