I have four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening, but if I trip, I need an ambulance. What am I?
A human
This is a modern twist on the classic Sphinx riddle, ending with a humorous practical consequence for falling.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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