Funny riddle

I have an eye, but I am entirely blind. I am always sharp, yet I am easily defeated by a tiny loop of cotton thread.

A sewing needle. A needle has an 'eye' hole at the top, a sharp point, and its purpose is to have thread passed through it.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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