Funny riddle

I have an eye, but I am completely blind. I have a very long tail, but I make people scream if it touches them. What am I?

A sewing needle. A sewing needle has an 'eye' at the top for thread (the tail), and pricking someone causes a sharp pain.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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