Funny riddle

I have an eye, but I am completely blind. I have a long tail, but I can't wag it. What am I?

A sewing needle. A needle features an 'eye' for the thread and a pointed 'tail' end, but has no life or vision.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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