I have an eye, but I am completely blind. I have a very sharp point, yet I can never stab anyone. I pull a long tail wherever I go. What am I?
A sewing needle
A needle has an 'eye' for the thread, a sharp tip, and pulls a long string (tail) behind it as it sews.
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