Funny riddle

I have a spine, but not a single bone in my body. I have countless leaves, but zero branches. What am I?

A book. Books have a spine and pages (leaves), but no biological structure.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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