Funny riddle

I have a shiny silver tongue, but I can never speak. I love to dive headfirst into soup, but I never get to eat any of it. What am I?

A spoon. A spoon has a 'bowl' and a 'tongue' (the handle/surface), used for eating soup.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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