Funny riddle

I have a sharp tongue, I love to slice things up, and I always have a handle on every situation. What am I?

A knife. Knives have a sharp blade (tongue) for cutting and a handle for grip.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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