Funny riddle

I have a massive neck, a very small head, and I love to wear colorful silk ties, but I can't even swallow my own food. What am I?

A guitar. A guitar has a long neck, a headstock at the top, and strings that resemble ties.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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