Funny riddle

I have a heavy metal heart, and I drag my tail through the dirt wherever I go. What am I?

An anchor. An anchor has a heavy metal structure and trails a heavy chain behind it.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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