Funny riddle

I have a golden crown, but I am definitely not royalty. I wear a spiky green coat year-round, yet I am completely bald underneath. What am I?

A pineapple. Pineapples have a spiky crown of leaves and a textured exterior.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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