Funny riddle

I am full of holes, yet I can hold gallons of water without leaking a single drop.

A sponge. Sponges are porous (full of holes) and absorb water rather than leaking it.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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