I am full of holes, yet I still hold a ton of water. I am not a sponge, and I scream every time you heat me up. What am I?
Swiss cheese
Swiss cheese is famous for its large holes, can hold liquid melted into fondue, and makes a sizzling (screaming) sound when heated in a pan.
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