I am a professional thief who breaks into your house every single night, steals your precious sleeping hours, leaves you exhausted, and somehow makes you pay me a monthly subscription fee for the privilege. What am I?
A streaming service
Binge-watching TV shows late into the night steals your sleep, and you pay a monthly fee to the streaming platform.
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