Funny riddle

I speak every language known to humanity, yet I was never taught a single word. What am I?

An echo. An echo accurately repeats whatever sound or language is spoken to it without needing to learn.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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