Funny riddle

I have a smooth face, no eyes, and a loud voice, yet I wake up sleeping people every single morning. What am I?

An alarm clock. An analog clock has a clock face, and its alarm function wakes people up.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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