I have a slick tongue, I taste everything I touch, and I am constantly licking envelopes behind their backs. What am I?
A postage stamp
Many traditional stamps have water-activated adhesive on the back that you lick to stick onto envelopes.
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Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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