Funny riddle

I have a neck but no head, and I wear a cap that I never have to wash. What am I?

A bottle. A bottle has a narrow 'neck' and a bottle 'cap' acting as its hat.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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