Funny riddle

I have a flat face and two hands, but I cannot clap, high-five, or write a letter. What am I?

A clock. A clock has a face and 'hands' that point to the hours and minutes.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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