I am stripped, beaten, and rolled into a cylinder every single day, yet I always come out smiling. What am I?
A tube of toothpaste
You strip the cap, squeeze ('beat') it, roll it up as it empties, and the brand logo often features a smile.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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