Funny riddle

I am lighter than a feather, yet even the strongest person in the world cannot hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?

Your breath. While holding your breath weighs nothing physically, human endurance limits how long you can keep from exhaling.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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