Funny riddle

I am born big, but as I go through life and grow older, I shrink down to nothing. What am I?

An ice sculpture. An ice sculpture starts out large and detailed, but melts away into water over time.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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