I am a master of disguise who wears a bright neon vest, stands on the side of the highway for hours pretending to hold a sign, and yet every single car in a three-mile radius suddenly slams on their brakes the moment they spot me. Who am I?
A construction worker dummy
Road crews often use life-sized cardboard or plastic cutouts wearing high-visibility vests to trick speeding drivers into slowing down.
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