I possess a throat that never swallows liquid and a flue that never catches a winter cold, yet Santa slips down my sooty path every Christmas Eve. What household fixture am I?

I have a neck, but I do not have a head. I wear a cap, but I have no hair. What am I?

I am five-pointed and non-celestial when printed on a July banner, yet celestial when shining over a midnight campfire. What am I?

My first half is a device that forces water from a well or fills up a bicycle tire. My second half is an old-fashioned word for your beloved family and relatives. Put us together to harvest the undisputed monarch of the Halloween patch. What am I?

I send home letters like A, B, C, D, and F, yet I carry no postage stamps. My arrival can bring grounded weekends or celebrations for the whole family. What am I?

I have teeth, but I cannot bite. I have hair, but I have no scalp. What am I?

Park an automobile, add an entire country, and you get a sweet-smelling Valentine flower. What flower am I?